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Monday, 25 November 2013

Too much to say for herself

Kiera to student boyfriend. "Oh, Jeremy, this place is an absolute tip, I don't know how you could live here, it may be cheap, but what a dump! Look at it, you have all this useless junk. Just look at that silly old schoolmaster's cane you're holding, what use is that for?"
"What did you say, Jeremy?"
"Oh hell !!"